sian lar.holiday. nothing to do wan.BUNNY changed phone. JR dey all went to "one day tour".walk around SINGAPORE. wahhs.tues stiu need go bac skool see mr young.for the SRP thing.that's why i need "SOMEONE TO KILL ME".lols. i read today's and ytd's newpaper. saw sthing veri veri lame wan.
yesterday's wan...
THE JOYS OF MARRIED LIFE.
THE newly-wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "i have a great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said: "i'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
*PENG.-.-l
today's wan...
DUH, DON'T YOU GET IT ???
- what bows cannot be tied ???
ANS - RAINBOW.
- what happens of you eat yeast and shoe polish ???
ANS - EVERY MORNING YOU'LL RISE AND SHINE.
- what does a teddy bear put in his house ???
ANS - FUR-NITURE.
- what do you call someone who is afraid of Santa ???
ANS - A CLAUSTAPHOBIC.
- why was the guy looking for food on his friend ???
ANS - BECAUSE HIS FRIEND SAID IT'S ON ME.
- why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ???
ANS - BECAUSE HE HAD NO-BODY TO GO WITH.
- what season is it when you are on a trampoline.???
ANS - SPRING TIME.
- whats is the difference between a school teacher and a train ???
ANS - THE TEACHER SAYS " SPIT YOUR GUM OUT " AND THE TRAIN SAYS " CHEW CHEW CHEW "
(:
SHANICE