TWO cockroaches begin a conversation :
"i was in that new restaurant across the street," it said. "it's so clean. the kitchen is spotless, and the floors are the gleaming white."
"please," said the other cockroach, frowning.
"not while i'm eating."
WHEN i was 23, i married a widow who was pretty as could be. this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love wif her, and soon the two were wed. this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. my daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wofe. although it brought me joy, i soon became the father of a bouncing baby. my little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who, was my stepmother. father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. and he became my grangson, for he was my daughter's son. my wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. because althought she is my wife, she's my grandma too.
UNDERSTAND MAH ? ahhahs.
SHANICE